[ Dick turns back, with his performer's grin plastered on his face. It's pretty good-- good enough to fool most people-- but Bruce isn't most people.

He pours just the right amount of ginger ale into a glass with just the right amount of ice. At least, it's the way his Bruce would like it. ]

Sorry I can't add a little more flair to that, but slinging a carbonated drink around never ends well.

[ Stay whelmed, you can do this ] Most people don't ask for ginger ale at a bar.