[ You know what, truth be told Ian was kind of expecting something to happen. This guy just seemed so quietly confident about it, he was really kind of thinking he'd get like zapped back onto his ass or something.

But no, nothing.

And he's angling for round two. Ian's eyebrows go up a little. ]

If you start getting turned on by this I'm gonna charge by the punch.

[ Which is probably the mildest anyone's ever accused someone of masochism, or offered to sell out their services. ]

I could wear high heels and step on your face if you think that might help.