[ There isn't even a speck of hesitation in him when it comes to scooping up falafal and popping an entire one into his mouth. It tastes pretty normal, all things considered - pretty good, in fact. Turns out most things that don't require meat or cheese here hold up pretty well.
He's midway through a fry when he leans over, studying the new hole in its head.
Smells good. ]
It's a ploy.
[ He declares definitively. A bait and switch. ]
Five bucks says a hand's gonna reach out of it.
[ There is not, in fact, a hand. As it turns out, you're meant to crack the top open and dip the legs in or something. Like a bread bowl, but... octopus.
God only knows what the "meat" is, though. Could be any range of insect, tofu, or readily available bird. ]
no subject
He's midway through a fry when he leans over, studying the new hole in its head.
Smells good. ]
It's a ploy.
[ He declares definitively. A bait and switch. ]
Five bucks says a hand's gonna reach out of it.
[ There is not, in fact, a hand. As it turns out, you're meant to crack the top open and dip the legs in or something. Like a bread bowl, but... octopus.
God only knows what the "meat" is, though. Could be any range of insect, tofu, or readily available bird. ]