righteously: (¹⁵ Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ)
ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴍᴀɴ ( ᴊᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ᴀɴᴋʟᴇs ) ([personal profile] righteously) wrote in [community profile] meadowlarking 2020-06-30 06:32 am (UTC)

[ He huffs in enthusiastic agreement. On the bright side, Donald Trump's been dead as hell for like five hundred years, so. You know. That's nice. It couldn't possibly get any worse than that douche nozzle.

His tongue clicks in his mouth at the mention of powers, an obvious prelude to stalling. A sigh, and a thumbnail starts scratching one eyebrow. ]


Yeeeeap.

[ A little guttural, a little gravelly, extremely unenthusiastic. ]

It's probably the lamest one on the planet, except for that one guy who turns spoons into forks or whatever.

[ His lips press together and... yeah, okay, okay, he knows what the real question is here.

Ugh. ]


I de-poison people, or something. Booze included, which... you know what, actually got me a job at a bar which is... hilarious.

[ Admittedly. Sobering up assholes who get too drunk and start causing problems, or... discreetly de-buzzing people so they buy more drinks. That kinda thing. Mostly the former, the latter's just for kicks. ]

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