Probably the same thing you are, minus the urge for a street fight.

[ which is to say... who knows! she's spent the last few days trying to get her bearings, and she still has no idea what she's doing here. it doesn't seem like anyone has a concise answer to that question. ]

Not a small percentage by virtue of being a liquid. You need a whole glass of pure H2O. [ just! let her be concerned! for a millisecond!! ]