[ Unfortunately for Homelander, it would be off-brand to call someone a cocksucker or a motherfucker in public, so he ends up with 'punk' and 'chump' and other family-friendly words that make him sound like an old timey cartoon character.
Why does he still care about his wholesome superhero reputation here? It's mostly denial about the fact that no one here gives a shit about him or his brand. ]
What'd he do? [ He purses his lips for a moment. What'd he do, who the hell does this guy think he is? When the Homelander was merciful enough to make a citizen's arrest, no one should question it. ] He was trying to peddle some illegal substances. Nasty stuff. And when I questioned him, he ran.
[ Homelander gives one of his arms a yank (maybe a little too roughly, given the non-violent drug offense), and the man winces in pain beneath him. If he were at full power, a yank like that would have ripped the guy's arm clean off, so he doesn't consider his actions egregious. ]
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Why does he still care about his wholesome superhero reputation here? It's mostly denial about the fact that no one here gives a shit about him or his brand. ]
What'd he do? [ He purses his lips for a moment. What'd he do, who the hell does this guy think he is? When the Homelander was merciful enough to make a citizen's arrest, no one should question it. ] He was trying to peddle some illegal substances. Nasty stuff. And when I questioned him, he ran.
[ Homelander gives one of his arms a yank (maybe a little too roughly, given the non-violent drug offense), and the man winces in pain beneath him. If he were at full power, a yank like that would have ripped the guy's arm clean off, so he doesn't consider his actions egregious. ]