So help me god, grumpy, I'm going in this hole one way or the other. Only thing you get to decide is whether or not you're keeping me company.

[ Flat out, and with all the conviction in the world.

It's not even the truth, because he sure as shit wouldn't accept one side of the decision, and he won't fling himself down there unless he has to.

This is stupid. They're just taking turns yo-yoing each other in and out, god damn it, but there's no point to Dean being on the other side if Blake's not. His entire friggin existence is for something like this, to go down like this so someone else doesn't have to. He doesn't want to stay on the other side if that's what this would mean. ]

I swear to you, I am not a good roommate.