That's too bad. You're missing out. (Richie has absolutely no experience with voyeurism on either end to even make that statement. Not like this guy needed to know that though. If Richie didn't come off as an all-knowing sexual guru then what was the goddamn point.)
Maybe stop watching then. The dude says he's not a voyeur and yet here we are...(Richie sprawls on the bench entirely then, legs swinging open and he props an arm up along the back.) I get it though. I'm wildly distracting and magnetic. How could you not stop and stare?
(To Homelander's mercy, maybe, Richie finishes off the burrito in a few generous bites. But, yeah, he's smacking on his fingers now. At this point, it's definitely just to bother the dude.)
You should learn to live a little. Choke on enough burritos and you won't be such a puritan.
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Maybe stop watching then. The dude says he's not a voyeur and yet here we are...(Richie sprawls on the bench entirely then, legs swinging open and he props an arm up along the back.) I get it though. I'm wildly distracting and magnetic. How could you not stop and stare?
(To Homelander's mercy, maybe, Richie finishes off the burrito in a few generous bites. But, yeah, he's smacking on his fingers now. At this point, it's definitely just to bother the dude.)
You should learn to live a little. Choke on enough burritos and you won't be such a puritan.