Deep-throating a burrito in public is generally attention-grabbing. I prefer more dignified methods of getting noticed, but hey, more power to you.

[ He gives Richie a smile and a thumbs up. It's not sincere in the slightest, and he doesn't even try to make it look anything but sarcastic. ]

I'm not a prude. [ He scoffs. The way he behaves in public definitely comes off as prudish, though, so he has no one to blame but himself. ] But luckily for me, I don't have to find companionship inside a tortilla.