Never Have I Ever Meme

[lifetothefullest]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[unwings]

...No, actually.

[ there's a moment that cas is staring down at his beer and mumbling numbers while he tries to count the number of times he's been exploded or stabbed or dissolved into a lake... he might have to start over a few times because he's definitely a little tipsy now, thanks dean.

okay, you know what- ] Never have I ever died in excess of 10 times in a single day.

[laserbeams]

That's right. [ He smiles. It's not as good as being recognized as The Homelander but it's something. ]

Homelander. America's favorite superhero. [ A beat. ] In my world, anyway.

[ Other worlds apparently have their own overly patriotic superheroes. ]

[righteously]

[ His expression goes from smug to flat in 2 seconds. ]

A-hole.

[ Grumbled into the mouth of his beer as he drinks. ]

[laserbeams]

[ He stops to think about that. ]

Do I have to be riding public transit for its intended purpose or does being on it to stop a kidnapping or a robbery or whatever count too?

[championofsnark]

If we had access to that kind of technology, we might've won more of our battles. Still, that takes a lot of balls. It's high, I imagine!

[laserbeams]

What would you suggest?

[nonscriptum]

I was pretty angry with myself about it the next day, so I already did the flagellation thing.

[preseance]

Ain't never grown my hair long.

﹙ done an' done, kyna. ﹚

[nonscriptum]

Your unwavering faith in my flammability is really the cherry on the sundae of our relationship.

[unwings]

[ don't you wine cooler him, you jerk ]

No rule stated what constitutes a drink, and your liver has an unfair advantage.

[evocation]

[She sticks her tongue out at him and drinks. God, this is going to turn into them speedrunning this.]

I've never worn camo.

[coalitions]

My list has all the same details, although I have eaten salad. We gathered greens easily.

[righteously]

I'm pretty sure my liver got re-virginated when I woke up here, but, you know what, even if it didn't--

[ Just gonna tap his chest spot, you know, where the glow goes. ]

Detox. Squeaky clean.

[nonscriptum]

What if you just heal quickly and it manages to miss your internal organs?

[lifetothefullest]

Still serious. If it's something that reasonable people would have treated at a hospital, it's serious.

[nonscriptum]

[ Quietly, but not quiet enough to actually keep it to himself: ]

Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.

[deadthenred]

You really think it's better to follow the guy who cut out his own eye?

[ He takes a drink, even if he doesn't have to by the rules of the game. The point is, they're drinking. ]

[nonscriptum]

Books that got borrowed way past their due date at the library.

[ Or were just. Never returned. ]

[ofmyth]

I doubt there's any on this world, but the thousand year old mead brewed from the enchanted apples of Idunn will really blow off your footwear.

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[deadthenred]

[ He has to drink. ]

It was still part of Yugoslavia then, though.

[lifetothefullest]

[Oh no this is a recipe for disaster.]

I wouldn't suggest dropping more than like, ten feet max. You could probably get away with further, but it starts getting risky around there, and that's if you land on your feet.

[nonscriptum]

[ How to put this... ]

Infiltrating...a cargo plane...so I could ride one of the drops down to a convoy that was holding my best friend hostage.

[preseance]

﹙ ha. he very resolutely does not drink to that. ﹚

Boys in the 82nd never did. That was mostly a marine thing back in my day, an' I will thank you kindly not to lean on such egregious stereotypes, Miss Kyna.

﹙ let that be a lesson to you!! ﹚

I ain't never worn make-up.

﹙ two can play that game!! ﹚

[ofmyth]

There's a handful of stories of how it happened... but likely it was an exchange with the World Tree. That's what happened to mine.

[ he indicates his own eyepatch ]

[nonscriptum]

[ Pitons were never meant to be used by human hands alone. ]

Yeah? Where'd you go?