I'm serious. [ she knows that look. it's the 'caroline, you're exaggerating' look, like when she'd freaked out about being a control freak on crack. the 'you need to come back to reality' look. ] I mean, he called himself a dhampir, whatever that means, but he said he was a half-vampire. I've never heard of that.

[ she gives him a look in return that very clearly says have you? because who knows, maybe he has. it wouldn't be the first time the salvatore brothers kept something from her. ]

We'd have to know literally anything about the people that took us to find them. Nobody knows anything. Not even the first people who got dropped off.

[ like sweet b-positive nerd fitz. if he doesn't know, she doesn't know who would. ]