chardismastic: (087.)
ʀᴀғᴇ "ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ" ᴀᴅʟᴇʀ ([personal profile] chardismastic) wrote in [community profile] meadowlarking 2019-11-26 05:00 am (UTC)

it's a festivus for the rest of us

[ Given all the flash and sizzle out to boil a guy's retinas with this holiday, it's more than a little concerning for that much attention to still land on one guy. The tattoos would be bad enough, never mind the sheer attitude radiating I am going to punch someone in the face in two seconds, but then the ears on top of it all?

Christ on a cracker.

Rafe weaves through the crowd with ease (and maybe throwing a subtle elbow when it's not so easy) until he finds himself next to Mr. Pissed Off And Pointy. Flashing an insipid smile at the truck staff, he catches the dumbass by the elbow and forcibly steers him out of the line he's been holding up. A nondescript brown-grey-whatever hat is pressed into the hand not occupied with the apple and all its bonus protein.
]

Little thing called discretion, buddy. [ Rafe says it with that same smile on his face, but his eyes flash with impatience. ] Try it sometime.

[ Ordinarily he wouldn't give a shit (and still kind of doesn't despite it being specifically extraordinary circumstances) but they're all of them in this together now and he's not about to get screwed over because some people don't understand how to be fucking professional about this. ]

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