Aw, [ Rafe tuts, palm flat on his chest to demonstrate the genuine hurt Fenris has put on him. ] And here I was pinning my hopes on my new best friend.

[ It's honestly the first intelligent thing he's heard out of Fenris's mouth in the ten minutes of knowing him. He won't even deduct points from the fact he knows it's a hundred percent out of spite instead of any actual brain function. See? He's got some mercy in him. Deep down. Way down.

Without further ado, Rafe spins on his heel in clear dismissal of the Hot Topic refugee behind him. ]

Call me when you find your way back to Santa's workshop.