( she's wearing gloves, which is the only reason she reaches out to ruffle his hair. he's got one shot to stop her. )

Or maybe you're just unnaturally short.

( maybe she can put him off his guard. it's always more fun that way, dealing with the sorts that she can pull off their balance. )

It looked like a good one. Need someone to kiss your knuckles all better? I'll warn you now, I charge for it.