[ can you stuff a mattress in a backpack? the fates' magic eight ball says no. annabeth's expression, on the other hand, says nothing at all. it helps that it's dark in the safehouse right now; her tendency to peer at other people with uncomfortable seriousness is thwarted by being unable to see much more than the vague outline of abigail's face. ]

YouTube videos of sheep, maybe?

[ she hasn't seen the asmr explosion happen in her timeline yet. give it another decade. ]

I had a friend once [ a cousin, but friend is easier ] who counted stars. He always fell asleep before he hit triple digits.