[ In no way is Church fine with walking. Maybe in a controlled environment with no crowd pressing in, but out on the streets? Church is definitely not fine with walking. At least that's Maine's opinion. The thing is, Maine's not entirely sure what to do about it. Does he stick close and help? Back off and watch Church yell at anyone who steps in to see if he's okay? The latter is definitely funny, but they're supposed to be lying low. Much as Maine fucking hates anything involving subtlety, even he knows there's something suspicious about a full-grown man who can't seem to control his own legs.
The whole thing feels a little like teaching someone how to ride a bike. Except that "someone" already knows how to ride a motorcycle, and Maine's not great at teaching.
He's debating whether or not to try holding onto his grumpy boyfriend's hand for support (and because it'd be nice, dammit) when Church raises his arms up. Demands a piggyback ride, like that's going to help the leg situation at all.
Maine scoffs and raises his eyebrows: "Seriously?" Then he shakes his head. ]
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The whole thing feels a little like teaching someone how to ride a bike. Except that "someone" already knows how to ride a motorcycle, and Maine's not great at teaching.
He's debating whether or not to try holding onto his grumpy boyfriend's hand for support (and because it'd be nice, dammit) when Church raises his arms up. Demands a piggyback ride, like that's going to help the leg situation at all.
Maine scoffs and raises his eyebrows: "Seriously?" Then he shakes his head. ]
Bridal style.
[ It's definitely a challenge. ]