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TEST DRIVE MEME 012
Welcome to the Meadowlark test drive meme! After waking up in strange and rather worrisome conditions, characters will need to begin to live their lives in this new world. All TDM threads take place after the arrival process, so please assume that the initial adjustment period has passed – in which the characters were found after being dropped off in a random part of the city and had to live in a safehouse for four days before hitting the streets. Now it's time to see the bright sights and sounds that New Amsterdam – and beyond – has to offer.
All Meadowlark test drive memes will not be game canon because of the nature of our arrival logs. Please feel free to carry on relationships that make sense, but please keep in mind that the TDM may not reflect current circumstances in game.
This will be Meadowlark's last Test Drive Meme until we hit 50 players.
NOTE: The PCs have chosen to call themselves "the Displaced," and that's become the common parlance to refer to them.
There is very little that can smooth over the experience of your arrival in this world. Coming to your senses in a van, drugged and restrained, only to be carefully helped out by the unknown guards and nurses and then abandoned in an alleyway. What comes after is relatively straightforward: you're found by others and taken back to a safehouse that is hidden under an old hover bike shop. You aren't the first group that this has happened to: there are others not from this world who have experienced the same, with no recollection of how they came here. Like you, they have few answers about what's happened to them. Maybe this knowledge brings you a growing sense of futility, or perhaps it inspires a deeper determination in you. But even as you begin to think on what to do next, life has to go on.
All of the new arrivals will be given a fake ID and a background that will lend them access to entry-level jobs. It may be overwhelming, but their fellow Displaced have found their footing enough to be able to help the newcomers. Two Morningstar agents will be around to take care of world integration and IDs – the rest will fall to the Displaced who arrived before. It would take at least a month's wages to put down a deposit on even the smallest apartment in the city, so everyone has a grace period before they have to leave the safehouse – and then some, depending on the kindness of who's running the show.
Morningstar's veteran agents will also make their purpose clear if asked: they are a group dedicated to fighting corruption and righting the wrongs of this world, though they're in the process of rebuilding the organization's branch in New Amsterdam from scratch, and they know that the people in charge of those efforts wouldn't mind a little help. It will be made expressly clear that this entire arrangement to get the Displaced situated in the world is meant to be kept a secret, and that especially includes Morningstar's assistance. Letting the world know about their involvement could cause big problems.
> EXPLORE THE CHANGES
Despite the lack of answers about why you're here, your fellow Displaced will be able to give you a rundown of the changes they've recognized in each other. Anyone who had powers before will find them gone. Anyone who was once an AI or in a completely artificial body will find that their current body is now fully human. Those with cybernetics will find that they've remained mostly untouched, though any primitive ones may be replaced with temporary ones that are improvements on the previous models.
◉ NEW ABILITIES. In the place of any powers that were lost, there is now a new power. These abilities are unique to each of the Displaced and seem to update over a certain period of time, with the changes appearing thanks to critical emotional events. One thing that's apparent is that the power seems to be linked to the Displaced individual's personality or life before this one, shaped according to who they happen to be. When this power appears, their chest glows with a blue light that shines from their sternum, and it can be triggered by anything: natural inclination or a moment of great stress. If someone's out in public when this happens, they might want to duck under cover lest the blue glow from their chest and the unusual power's appearance draws unwanted attention.
◉ EMPATHY BOND. No matter the circumstances or the conditions, every skin-to-skin touch of the Displaced triggers this empathy bond. Whether they touch hands, brush cheeks, or knock into one another on accident, they'll be met with the emotions of the person they've touched. Every instance of skin-to-skin contact will trigger an immediate empathic bond, letting you feel the other person's emotions and vise versa. While there's nothing that can be done to completely prevent this, someone can either decide to hold on and continue sharing that level of emotional intimacy, or let go and end the shockingly vulnerable exchange. If someone is particularly tactile but not fond of sharing their emotions, they might want to invest in a fashionable pair of gloves.
◉ MEMORY SHARE. Through a recent event, the Displaced unlocked the ability to share memories similarly to how they can share emotions. While unknown at first, the Displaced soon learned that they could share a memory with each other the same way they could share emotions. All they need to do is focus on a memory and touch the skin of their fellow Displaced, and then they could pass this experience along. These memories are shared through the eyes of the giver, granting the receiver a unique insight into the thoughts, feelings, and sensations during a specific moment in their life.
◉ DREAM SHARING. Once one, two, or five Displaced fall asleep, they may be able to find each other in their dreams. These dreams lead to the dreamers themselves feeling lucid and somewhat in control of their surroundings—though the control itself is ultimately dependent on the dreamer and how well they come around to understanding what's going on. Dream logic applies with the flow of time, but no one is able to spend their entire lives there. Lost powers are still gone for any of the Displaced, but they can use their dreams to practice any new ability that they've received. Memory shares and empathy bonds are just as possible within these shared dream states—if anyone doubts that another Displaced is really there, they can test the empathy bond to see if it activates.
◉ POWER SHARES AND UNIONS. The Displaced can share something of themselves with another Displaced by offering them an object that comes out of their chest. This object is meant to be symbolic of the person it comes from and significant to them in some way. When someone else takes hold of this object, they will get a sense of the owner's essence, along with temporary access to their in-game ability. Only when they give the item back do they give up the power in question. In addition, the Displaced are able to act in unison and create a fusion of their powers, making it so they can fight someone else with them at once. This ability is there from day one, but the power's ability will only ever present at its current stage.
> THE NETWORK
When the Displaced first showed up, Morningstar set up a private network for all of the Displaced to use in order to communicate. Most of the veteran Displaced are old hands at using the implant now, and will be happy to provide any necessary information on how to utilize this new tool and understand its application in daily life.
Early on, every newcomer receives access to the encrypted network, only available to you and the others like you, making contact between you easy and safe. Familiarize yourself with this network and dig in. Perhaps you're hoping to find some bigger answers, ask about the current nail polish trends in New Amsterdam, or want to play a game of "hot or not" among the Displaced.
◉ IDENTIFICATION. Everyone who gets set up with an ID gets access to Morningstar's network. In order to ensure that none of the Displaced stand out like sore thumbs, Morningstar's agents El and Gaby ensure that everyone has a name that makes it so they fit in among society. All usernames are thusly formed as firstname.lastname, with some room for creativity (Ziggy Stardust had a brief cameo, after all).
◉ PRIVATE COMMUNICATION. There are private, one-on-one modes of communication available as well, though without the security of Morningstar's encryptions, they're much less safe. You can make calls, send texts, make videos, and even interact with others in a VR simulation—however, it's made very clear that the government has a means of tracking this communication. Big brother is always watching.
The day of April 26th is known to all United Nations citizens: it's Resolution Day. To everyone around the world, it's the day when the last known AI lifeforms were completely eradicated in 2101. While some might say that it's the day that the UN claimed victory over the AI, to people the world over it's the day that humanity managed to keep themselves from being wiped out. Little will be said in detail about the holiday itself, but a remedial bit of research will cover the six-year-long Xelkoven War between humans and AI. The war itself was started when the home security unit AI Elysian killed 50 households full of people, and the war itself was named after the largest artificial intelligence distributor at the time: Xelkov. Ultimately, a billion humans died in the war, and there was the very real risk that the rest of humanity could have followed if they hadn't devised a method to put down the AI for good.
The citywide celebration of Resolution Day starts early and finishes very late, so whether you choose to join in the fun, learn more about the history of the festival, or take advantage of the revelry for other, more nefarious goals, you'll have plenty of time.
As the festival sprawls wildly throughout the streets of New Amsterdam, it gives even the most desolate parts of the city new life with bright lights, noise, and plenty of food. Most businesses are closed for the day, but not all of them—if you've gotten yourself a restaurant, street cleaning, or corporate PR job, you might find yourself stuck on a double shift. Better snatch what small moments of enjoyment you can!
> ENJOY THE FESTIVITIES
Anything you'd think would be at a festival in the year 2512 is definitely at this festival. Food, games, dancing, alcohol, free stuff? It's all there for your enjoyment. While the city streets will be full of people, this isn't a bad day to try networking. Want to get a new job or find a way to pry some information out of someone when they're least likely to remember you? Try to butter them up—or use the powers you've been granted to get your way. If anything goes badly, at least you can slip back into the crowd.
◉ GAMES. Care to play a game? All attendees can play for free. Some games —like the hoverblade racing, the augmented reality fightboxes, and the street-wide bouts of laser tag—require a partner or a competitor, so you better hope someone's willing to do you a solid or bring out your competitive side. For anyone who's interested in something a little less hands-on, all of the city's biggest VR arcades will have setups with all the latest games. Hoping to get noticed for your gaming talent? This might not be the day to try to stand out, but anyone's down to try.
◉ FOOD TRUCKS. It's time to try the delicacies of New Amsterdam. Hundreds of food trucks have turned out today in droves with high hopes that they'll come away turning a profit. Down for some Mexi-German fusion? Or perhaps you're hoping that pad thai still tastes the same with grasshoppers? Share your food – or give away whatever you don't like. Food trucks are the hub of activity, and the busiest ones might be worth the time, but you'll be standing in line for a while.
◉ NETWORKING. There are other opportunities with the city being flooded with festival-goers. Whether someone is on a mission to try to test the current sentiments toward Morningstar or simply wants to charm some corporate execs, this might be the time to get it done. Whatever your cover story is, make it good. Whether you claim you're hoping to pitch an idea for some new tech or are more interested in seducing – or squeezing – some information out of them, following them into the next bar or karaoke booth may give you the perfect chance. But you might want a lookout to watch your back, a co-conspirator to keep them plied with drinks, or maybe you'll need a voice of reason to stop you from squeezing too hard. Discretion is the name of the game. Everyone can agree upon that.
> HISTORY LESSONS
Aside from your typical booths of free samples, charitable causes, volunteer applications, and white chocolate-covered beetles, you'll find an opportunity to learn about Resolution Day’s history. There are various stands available where—thanks to the augmented reality application of your neural implant—you can view videos about the origins of the festival and the reasons for celebrating. If you haven't done your initial search yourself, you'll be able to buff up on it here.
◉ VR SIMULATIONS. If you'd like to feel like a hero, the UNA are running several virtual reality simulations where you can be taken to the battlefield to fight alongside fellow soldiers, working to bring the outwardly robotic AI to submission. The virtual reality simulation interacts with your neural implant to give you the most realistic experience possible. If you don't ground yourself enough, you'll be certain that the sights, sounds, and smells around you are real as you march in formation toward the brutality waiting up ahead. Feel free to team up with a partner on a side mission, or maybe try to keep someone from plugging in for what could be a traumatic experience. Eerie, heart-wrenching music plays when you die, but is promptly followed by the image of several corporate logos reminding you that they sponsored this day and this event.
◉ SYMPATHIZERS. If you're uncomfortable with the concept of eradicating all AI, no one will understand why. AI sympathizers are not present among the native population. Everyone in this world has been raised with the understanding that AI only wanted to destroy humanity, and that everyone is lucky to be alive in spite of it. They have a deeply ingrained fear, and anyone claiming to formerly be an AI or android won't receive a very friendly response.
Traveling down from the hectic main city streets reveals a different side from the gloss and promise of New Amsterdam. Economic disparity runs rampant throughout the city, and many people are pushed to desperation, looking to find other ways to make ends meet. In the darker shadows, many illegal activities thrive, out of view of the authorities—or perhaps known and supported by corrupt individuals. Maybe you're out exploring, completing a task for Morningstar, or working a job in the place you excel. Whatever brought you to the rougher parts of town, you may want to watch your step, or else find the city eating you as it has so many others.
> ORGANIZED CRIME
Organized crime still has a strong foothold in the world, with gangs and more established families working with drugs, weapons, property, and black market cybernetics, to name a few. These organizations are sprawling units that regularly recruit new members into their ranks, so long as they can prove themselves by passing the intensive hazing. While there are two main mob entities in New Amsterdam—the Riverstone Mob and the Petrov Family—there are a handful of gangs that otherwise roam the streets. Some are loosely sponsored by the mob, while others are fledgling groups trying to gain clout. More than anything, these groups know they don't have the power of the corporations or government, and do everything to seize more power when they can.
◉ JOINING UP. Catching the eye of the mob is difficult, but not impossible. Getting into the larger gangs is less difficult, but they're still wary of anyone who doesn't know the ins and outs of how to duck surveillance, traffic drugs and supplies, and intimidate people without catching flack from the NAPD. The best way to start getting attention is through their clubs, casinos, and illegal gambling dens. Getting inside isn't always easy: it might take a few weeks of legwork to get an invite, but someone could try to strongarm their way inside or use some chicanery to make it a smoother endeavor.
◉ ESCAPE PLAN. Whether you went in to cause trouble or accidentally caused it by breathing the wrong way, it's good to have an escape plan in place. Does that mean fighting all the goons available? Maybe. What about stealing a hover bike and getting away? The good news is that hover bikes can fit where hover cars can't.If you've got the skills, you'll be able to weave through the chaos of the city and make a clean getaway. Just don't let the chase run for too long, or you'll have law enforcement on your ass as well.
> FIGHT CLUB
No matter the occasion outside, New Amsterdam's fight club events are held every evening. The bouncers at the door don't have too many scruples on who they let inside. All they care about is whether someone has the money to pay the cover charge.
The interior of the fight club reveals the sophistication of a business that's used to uprooting itself regularly. All the fights take place in a large cage in the center, and you remain on your feet while you enjoy the show. There is a special VIP section if you've been lucky enough to receive an invite or bribe your way in – just keep in mind that these invites are scarce, and you will have to have done something spectacular to earn the attention from someone high up the food chain. Regardless of where you end up, there is one rule: what happens in the fight club stays in the fight club. This tenant is law, and everyone's heard stories of the different (and sometimes extreme) lengths that have been taken to maintain it.
◉ FIGHT. It's time to sign up and test your chops against other fighters. Many of the fighters boast illegal cybernetic enhancements, so it would be a really good idea to have someone on hand who knows some first aid. Fights can either happen in duos or in one-on-ones depending on the signups for the evening.
◉ RINGSIDE CHAT. You might just want to enjoy the show, or use the opportunity to grill the bartenders for information. Just be careful not to make a fool of yourself. Asking too many questions might catch the wrong kind of attention – the kind that might find you being thrown into the ring, whether you wanted to be there or not. For all the blood spilled, these fight clubs thrive on discretion, so whatever you do, try to keep it quiet.
Life in New Amsterdam was once all festivals and people avoiding association with organized crime. Life in New Amsterdam these days is full of drama, citywide disturbances, and everything else that might be expected of an action film in progress. While there aren't many answers for what's happened to the Displaced, there is enough chaos going around that it seems like it may be connected to their arrivals.
The worst part is that New Amsterdam seems to struggle. Rather than being an anonymous backdrop to those action films, New Amsterdam is a bustling city full of life that never asked to be at the heart of this. When trouble hits, most repairs and restorations focus on helping those with money, while others are left forgotten living in tents and hoping for a helping hand. Recent circumstances have called for improvements in this area—there is more charitable work than ever before in New Amsterdam—but it's still a trying time.
Where the Displaced stand in all of this varies, but it's hard to ignore a city in trouble.
◉ DISPLACED VERSUS DISPLACED. Whether it's by manipulation of an outside force or through inhaling weird monster gas, sometimes the Displaced are at odds with one another. When some of these few heroes are fighting, it means that the city can be left in even greater danger. Other times, the Displaced might not be able to control themselves. Feeling a sudden surge of vengeance and hoping to follow through on it? That monster gas might be the cause. Want to finish out a nasty deal to get something back important? The monster gas won't be an excuse, but maybe someone can pretend it was. Life as a Displaced is wild sometimes.
◉ THE UNITED NATIONS ARMY. In fact, it's so wild that sometimes they come up against the extremely dangerous soldiers of the UNA. These soldiers are the military arm of the United Nations government. They aren't the average soldier, however. Dressed in thick black armor that acts as an exoskeleton for their bodies, they are basically invulnerable to any and all attacks. When fighting as a unit, they work perfectly in unison, making it so that they can quickly move to deny almost any and all attacks. They're also extremely resistant to any mental or emotional compulsion or manipulation, making them hard nuts to crack. Ready for a bossfight? They're the soldiers for it.
◉ MONSTERS. As for unconventional threats, there are the monsters. These creatures first turned up in giant form when the first batch of Displaced arrived, stomping all over New Amsterdam. The less unique version of the monsters are around 400m high, have lizard-like features, and tend to show up by tearing down a portion of New Amsterdam's city wall And that's the less unique version. More unique monsters vary in size and make, seeming to be an amalgamation of a number of different creatures. Half-snake, half-dog? Seems odd, but it happens. The one consistent feature of all these monsters is they all have golden irises. Suffice to say that running into these creatures could be a problem.
Feel free to branch out and explore! Visit a doctor about some advanced cybernetics. Sneak through the city checkpoints and set out into the wilderness. Try to hop on a train bound for one of the world's five spaceports to see one of the colonies—though bear in mind the cost and difficulty of one of these joy rides. Experiment with some insect based versions of your favorite recipes. Perhaps you'd prefer to engage in some illegal street racing, spend some time getting used to the technology, or try to become a social media celebrity. Use the SETTING for inspiration and choose your own adventure!
penny ; the magicians
Okay, I've been watching you make my order up for like twenty minutes and you've put shit on there that I don't even recognize. What am I about to eat?
( and should he eat something at all? he doesn't know this place or this food and even if he's hungry, he's starting to wonder if it's worth it. the booth attendant demurs, saying he'll like this, it's good, his own special recipe and penny just shakes his head, exhaling roughly but not leaving.
he should, he knows, but he doesn't. where the hell else would he go? back to that stupid safehouse where everyone's living on top of each other and people keep asking him if he needs help?
nah, that's fine. he's good on his own and if that means eating something that's going to kill him, so be it.
a few seconds later, whatever he ordered is finally done and penny takes it, throwing some money at the man and turning to walk off sharply.
the smell's potent and he thinks he smells some good spice but he's hesitant to take a bite. )
Look, if I eat this and I die, don't touch my body.
( he's just...letting that be known. )
▶ 01. HOVER BIKES
( sometimes, you say the wrong thing to the wrong person and sometimes, that person is the size of a fucking building which means you have to figure out a way to leave without getting smashed into pieces.
penny's way? he's going to knock some teenager off his hover bike in front of the gambling den he'd just been in and take it. he'll return it later, okay. he just needs to borrow it.
before he's even settled on the seat, he hits the gas and bike takes off, nearly throwing him in the process. he holds on, though, cursing sharply as he weaves through people and into traffic. he nearly gets taken out by a car and ends up caroming off one wall and into an alley.
he zips through it and spits out the other side, bringing the bike to a stop and hurriedly getting off. he grabs the first person he sees and says: )
Happy birthday, bike's yours. Go ahead and give it a spin, see how it handles.
( because he's just going to slip away now and hope that if the guy's following him, he'll see the bike and go after the poor fuck that he just pawned the thing off on.
sorry not sorry. )
▶ 03. WILDCARD
( if you'd like to do something else, you're welcome to toss it my way. )
!!!!! food trucks
Honestly, it's better if you don't know. I don't know but I have some guesses.
( Definitely bugs. If there's anything in there they don't want to know about it, it's insects of some kind, because they eat that here in replacement of a lot of meats they just can't get. Quentin's grimacing at that didn't last long; food is food and it's actually really good. Quentin looks pretty much the same as the last time he was breathing, same floppy but short hair, same hoodie and boring neutral colors. He hasn't taken this time to embrace a new look. )
:D
except penny's mind is quiet right now and he's....a little glad to see someone familiar. he is never, ever going to tell quentin that, though. )
Yeah, just — don't tell me.
( he doesn't want a stomachache on top of a headache. he's hungry, he's tired, he's confused and he's glad to see quentin coldwater. everything is upside down. )
Where the hell did you come from?
( one minute he wasn't there, the next he was. )
Re: :D
It's good! And it won't make you sick, promise.
( Well, probably, but Penny looks like he could use it, so. He can't help but smile, shrugging. )
Maybe I'm a ghost. Ooooo. ( He breaks all possible coolness and/or chill factor by playfully waving hands in what apparently is 'ghost' behavior to him. Some things never change. Especially the extreme nerdiness of one Quentin Coldwater. )
Wait, which one of you are you? ( His body language and attitude is very Penny 40, but it's been awhile since they saw one another, so he can mistake him for 23 preeeetty easily.)
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( penny can't stop himself from reaching for quentin's wrist, bringing his hand up and counting his fingers. five. five fingers. not six. five.)
Never thought I'd be happy to see that. ( penny drops quentin's hand before he finally takes a bite of the food he'd bought. it's...something. it's good but there's something else about it that makes penny think he's going to regret it later. )
Guess I should have known you weren't him by the lack of moths. ( wasn't that a trademark of the beast? penny sighs before shaking his head. ) I ain't that guy. And I'm not stuck on some other plane of existence either.
( maybe this place wasn't so bad. ) You better not be a ghost. I'm gonna be pissed if you're the one haunting me.
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( Quentin doesn't mind the wrist grab or the counting, but he is skittish about skin touching around here, jerking his hand back as soon as Penny got the five fingers. He looks nervous as his eyes dart around them. He normally has gloves on at all times around here, but he'd recently given his favorite pair to a new person. )
An empathy bond goes off with skin contact, and we'd both glow, which would definitely get some attention.
( A part of him is disappointed it isn't his (original) Penny, which he's always felt is really unfair of him and guilty about it, but it's not like he's handled that loss well or healthily. And with it being Penny 23, that guilt also comes from knowing his face holds some traumas on top of it, and it reminds him that not all Quentins are good. )
Sorry for being facetious. ( That is sincere. ) I'm not a ghost, however we got here, people are being plucked out of the multiverse at different times, so mine was before ... you know.
( It's like a switch goes on and he's suddenly hyper-focused. ) Julia, is she okay?
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food truxxxx
[ oh hai penny. she can't say she's not happy to see a familiar face nor can she say that she isn't surprised that she managed to find him out of all the places she could have looked. luck is on her side.
or something.]
But I think I'm just going to sit here and wait to see if you die.
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( or maybe he'd vomit because of this food. he's not sure but he's going to eat it anyway because he'd rather die of poisoning than of starvation.
so, he takes a bite and chews, watching her quietly. when he stays upright and doesn't feel his stomach wrenching, he guesses that he's safe for now. )
You don't really know what kind of guy I am, do you? ( he doesn't remember them being all that close. he admired her balls and her cutting remarks but they'd never gone out for coffee and to find out each other's favorite colors.
boring. )
I could be a food truck guy. ( he wasn't. ) Just like you could be a — a flannel woman.
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I figured we'd bang-it-out eventually. [ shrug.
at his last words, she snorts.] I look fucking amazing in flannel.
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( penny hates that he repeats what she says because other people doing that pisses him off but he's caught him slightly off guard. he doesn't sound completely put out by the idea even if he thinks she's full of shit. )
What makes you think I would have even gone for that? ( so many assumptions, margo. ) And no, wearing flannel wouldn't have made me go for it.
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Because we're both hot and things get real where we're from... who knows what will happen in an end-of-the-world scenario. I'm sure we probably fucked in one or more of the timelines.
[ she waves him off.] I never said flannel is my best look.
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hover bikes!
That fact Ava's small frame being flung like a broken twig to the side is totally visible from where he is might prompt him to go back and check. Maybe? Please?
If (when) he does, he'll find the girl on her back, nose bloody, legs definitely broken. She's still conscious, at least, but as she grunts and fails to sit up, her legs start to set themselves right, and the other cuts and bruises incurred seem to slowly vanish from sight.
It takes a bit of time, but eventually Ava is more or less completely healed, and she sits up, still looking kind of dazed, and very much out of breath. ]
That one wasn't the brake, gotcha.
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( penny had been halfway gone, on his way to finding a bar that he could get something to drink while no one talked to him when he'd heard the godawful sound of of destruction.
he keeps walking away but his stupid conscious gets the best of him and he goes back, coming back to the scene and staring at it. )
And what the hell is going on with you? Why are your legs...doing that? ( he means why they're putting themselves back together and all. )
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I've never driven anything in my life before.
[ She leans over to put a hand to her legs, wincing some more. Her feet move tentatively; just a bit longer and she'll just be in pain, contrary to being a cripple in pain. ]
Well, I'm healing. Just really, really fast. I guess that's my thing here? Which totally makes sense because getting hurt is pretty much my defining factor.
Hi, I'm Ava.
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( penny says the words slowly because how is someone that friendly and personable after crashing into a wall and having her bones knot themselves back together.
he's truly in some fucked up version of the twilight zone. he looks her from top to bottom and then up again before shaking his head. )
Penny. ( like the coin. ) You should see someone about that getting hurt thing. Sounds like it might be an issue.
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Penny? Isn't that short for Penelope? Not that I'm judging.
And uh, I'm pretty sure there's no cure for being a klutz. Not a quick one, at least.
[ She stares at him for a moment, unblinking. ]
You totally stole that thing, didn't you.
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joining the food truck party~
[ Well. Maybe he touched it in one of the other timelines, and Eliot's sort of vaguely aware that: 1) he doesn't know which Penny this is; and 2) he didn't exactly have the chance to touch Penny's body even if he wanted to.
Which, yeah, he sort of wants to. He wants to see if Penny's abs are as sturdy as they look. ]
Anyway, you should know by now that by saying that, I'm absolutely touching your body if you die. But in a totally respectful and not creepy way.
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( it's a dead body and someone touching it just sounds inherently gross. he doesn't want eliot pressing his cheek or patting his shoulder.
that's just weird. )
Just make sure no one harvests my organs. I don't need people running around with my body parts. I've already had enough taken from me.
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[ But, hey, who’s Eliot to judge someone for being strange? Though he’d like to point out that Penny probably wouldn’t know someone did any of that after his death, and also that this place probably doesn’t need human organs. ]
But I’ll do my best.
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Can you really blame me?
( look at all the shit that happens when he's alive. he can't help but think it'd only get weirder and creepier after his death. )
What are you doing out here anyway? They send you out here to be the welcome wagon or is this just a very fortunate coincidence?
( you didn't even bring cookies, eliot. )
hover bikes; lmk if this is okay! can adjust if needed.
The guy--handsome, tall, incredibly agile as he practically tosses a stranger onto the bike--manages to slip away from whatever the hell he was running from, though Midge manages to keep an eye him. Hello, Penny. There's a 50s housewife, all coiffed hair, makeup, and a perfect evening dress currently sliding in step with you. ]
Pretty impressive with the whole bike thing. [ And since it's not the 50s here anymore: ] If you head to Red Wings, no one's gonna look for you there. Know the way?
it's completely fine!!
( that's the only word that slips out once penny realizes that he's picked up a tag along, said tag along looks like she's stepped right out of the past (and he is so tired of time travel) and she's actually trying to help him.
everyone was overly helpful in this place despite him doing as much as he could to keep people away. )
Thanks. ( penny does have one (1) whole manner in his body so he remembers to say that before adding: ) Why you helping me? Red Wings some secret cover for the cops or something?
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[ Her face is completely deadpan, despite her jokes, and she looks up at the other before cracking a smile. ]
Just joking. It's actually a secret society. You've made the cut, kid, congratulations.
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( or never. never was probably more likely to happen. penny doesn't necessarily know if he should go with this person but no one else has offered to help him and he doesn't want to stand out here dumbly for the entire day. )
I ain't a kid either. ( he had all his adult teeth and everything. ) What's Red Wings besides the name of some stupid American sports team?
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It's a bar, so at the very least you can ditch the tail and have a drink. [ She turns a left, heels clicking merrily as she half-leads the other. ]
I'm Midge, by the way.
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