Never Have I Ever Meme

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The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[deadthenred]

Define "mortal job."

[selfimage]

You know—silly jobs that mortals do.

[deadthenred]

And what about the stuff that gods do?

[ But he takes a drink anyway. ]

[selfimage]

Those are rather silly too, aren't they?

[deadthenred]

Most of my life, I've been a soldier.

[ Which is not a silly job, he feels. Or limited to mortals, because Asgard. ]

But when I was fourteen I was the cashier and stockboy at a local five and ten.

[selfimage]

[ no, certainly not limited to Midgard. ]

What's a five by ten?

[ "and," Loki. "and" ten. ]

[deadthenred]

A nickel and dime?

[ That's probably not helping. ]

Like a dollar store, before inflation.

[selfimage]

[ ...

...

... ]

What's inflation?

[deadthenred]

Is this a bit?

[ He cannot tell. ]

[selfimage]

I suppose I deserve that.

[deadthenred]

Lucky for you, life's not fair.

[ We don't always get what we deserve, he means. ]

[selfimage]

Isn't that a bit heavy considering the context?

[ they are talking about dollar stores here, Bucky. ]

[deadthenred]

Deserve's a pretty big word.

[ That's all. ]