The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

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I've never voted.

[Natasha is just going to go ahead and take a sip of her whiskey.]

Not one for each time, right? Just one for the fact that I have?

Up to you. I'm not a moderatin' influence.

[The quirk of Natasha's mouth has a certain fondness to it as she takes another sip for good measure.]

Not planning on starting this off at a disadvantage just because you won't do your civic duty.

Not won't. [ A pause. ] I could've voted in '44 if the voting age were eighteen, back then.

Now I'm a convicted felon.

[Well, now she feels bad. She makes a face and takes another sip in apology.]

Never have I ever lost a limb.

[ Well, he has to drink to that one, doesn't he? ]

That's a cheap shot, y'know.

[Yeah, he does. Natasha is just going to shoot him an unapologetic look across the table.]

You gotta do what you gotta do to win sometimes.

[ This is tricky. He knows his Natasha well, but not what parts of that might apply. ]

I've never been married.

[Natasha rolls her palm over the top of the glass, but doesn't pick it up from the table.]

I've never been in a meaningful, romantic relationship that lasted longer than a year.

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[ But he has to drink for that, too. He's still glad he didn't say, "I've never slept with Clint Barton." ]

There was a girl I carried a torch for, during the war.

[ To be fair, he didn't spend much more than a week in her company. But he carried the torch a lot longer. And that felt meaningful to him at the time. ]

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I'm still not entirely sure I understand it fully. Asgard doesn't do politics in that way.

Well yeah. Son of the king, right? Of course you wouldn't get it.

I suppose when you don't have a king who sacrificed his right eye for wisdom, voting for the wisest man is as good as you'll get.

You really think it's better to follow the guy who cut out his own eye?

[ He takes a drink, even if he doesn't have to by the rules of the game. The point is, they're drinking. ]

There's a handful of stories of how it happened... but likely it was an exchange with the World Tree. That's what happened to mine.

[ he indicates his own eyepatch ]

Well, I've spent longer than most people listenin' to Nick Fury, and I don't think losing an eye made that guy any smarter.

[ Anyway. They're supposed to be playing a game. ]

I've never let someone else kill a frost giant.

[ hmmmm ] I'd not say I've let anyone kill a frost giant.

But someone beat you to it, huh?

Voting for what?

President, senator, mayor, any of it.

I voted for the first time in this governor thing! It was rather interesting. We don't have anything like that back home. Does it happen often in yours?

Every couple of years. For the big elections, anyway. Democracy is great.

We have a variety of different rulers back home but it's not exactly the type of thing the people get to pick. Ruling class and all that. I'm really not certain what people would vote for or if they'd care to. We're very busy surviving.

There are other countries with kings and queens and fearless leaders. [ Some of them symbolic, some of them not. ] We used to have a king, but we got rid of him.