Never Have I Ever Meme

[lifetothefullest]

The "Never Have I Ever" Meme

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.

HOW THIS WORKS

✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be it's own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE

Comments

[lifetothefullest]

You chose them, so I could argue that it is.

{Though really he's just amused even if he has to drink a lot.]

Although I'm not so sure if that one about poker was exactly the truth.

[deadthenred]

Define "mortal job."

[preseance]

﹙ the depression-era kid who cooked diligently for his family of five is kinda horrified at hearing that, lance. ﹚

I can't say that it does. How, exactly?

[wittingly]

[ Long beat.

Squint.

Stop doing that. ]

Both.

[ But also, skrrt, rewind, dial it back — ]

And I don't do relationships, they're not really my... thing.

[preseance]

﹙ he laughs, warm an' easy. ﹚

Depends on how you define cheatin', ain't it?

[selfimage]

Did you go by "Castiel" then, too?

[selfimage]

You know—silly jobs that mortals do.

[lifetothefullest]

I wish I knew! I mean, okay, I know that one of the times was because I was really sick and shouldn't have been allowed near a stove, but the other times I was genuinely just doing my best.

[He's just really, really horrible at cooking and it's tragic.]

[wittingly]

[ He does not feel anything in particular about that and nobody can prove otherwise thank you very much and goodnight.

Damn it, Sam. ]

I bet you're that guy that plays all the reverse cards in uno.

[ So, so faux-judgmentally as he takes his drink. ]

[wittingly]

No, I didn't.

[ Because of that one crucial piece: ]

It was broken and I was too drunk to fix it.

[preseance]

No?

﹙ he looks faintly bemused, as he swills his drink around in its cup. ﹚

Can't say as it ever interested me.

[lifetothefullest]

[Okay fine he'll stop tormenting him so much; the subject's just off Lance and that's what he was trying to accomplish.]

There's nothing wrong with that; they aren't for everyone.

[selfimage]

[ Loki just sticks out a tongue at him. ]

That also sounds fake—when have you ever needed to find yourself surrounded by tomes?

[bornrussian]

[Natasha is just going to go ahead and take a sip of her whiskey.]

Not one for each time, right? Just one for the fact that I have?

[lifetothefullest]

[Kyna please.]

That's not what I'd consider long term, but... Okay.

[unwings]

[ welp, drinking. ]

That's likely for the best, human lifespan wasn't terribly impressive before modern medicine.

[evocation]

Wow. Too drunk to fix it? I'm kind of disappointed.

[preseance]

﹙ gene sort of gives him a long look an' then, in the wry deadpan of someone who has fully onboarded operation: tease someone for this, ﹚

You know, I ain't ever wondered before how a fella ties his shoes in the mornin', but I might just start today.

[malta]

Never have I ever eaten an entire chocolate bust of Lenin by myself.

[variate]

[ hm. ]

[evocation]

[Kyna wrinkles her nose.]

Wait, what do you consider long term?

John Murphy

[reproached]

[deadthenred]

Up to you. I'm not a moderatin' influence.

[reproached]

I never went to high school.

[wittingly]

You're doing this to fuck with me specifically, aren't you?

[ D r i n k ]